My blog turned one today happy birthday blog
world isnt ready
jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
wow what a douche
yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
This post is now 80% better.
jfc pooh bear
I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics
two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all
So basically lesbian wall.e?
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”
do u ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay